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Birthdate:Jan 30
Website:My ThePetulantPoetess Fics Profile Page
I used to be a high school Theatre and Spanish teacher. I also used to be a poker floorperson and tournament director in downtown Vegas. I periodically get voice over gigs through Studio Center. I have completed my Master of Science degree in Marriage and Family Therapy, and I would like to focus on being able to serve the LGBTQIA community and Alt/Kink/Poly community in my work.

I have been published here:
My story is Mistletoe in Minnesota under my pen name, Jess Alynn.

As far as my personal life goes... I am happily married (quite disgustingly so), but we play with others when so inclined. We have NO KIDS, and plan to never have any. We enjoy D&Ding with friends. I am a Harry Potter fan (Slytherin, FTW!), so much so that I write and read fanfic and go to Conferences. I have met some of the greatest people through HP fandom, and I can't imagine ever giving it up.

I am also a fan of BBC Sherlock, shipping Johnlock FTW as my OTP!

If you like to read fanfic, you can find mine (of the Snape/Hermione ship mostly) at the following locations:
Archive of our own (
ThePetulantPoetess (
SycophantHex (

If you get the urge to check them out, I'd love to know what you think! :)
Oh, and you can see the "trailer" that xtahsee made for my fic "Phantom of Hogwarts" on youtube here:

I've been accredited at the now defunct Perfect Imagination ( and you can see my lovely banner: Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

If you want to see pics of the silliness that pervades my life, you can see several albums at my photobucket:

And, if you haven't yet discovered the awesomeness that is youtube, here's a link to my favourites list:

And, as I am a big fan of LOLpics, you can see ones I've made here:

Oh, and I absolutely LOVE this result from this meme, so I'm sharing it on here:

I daresay it's my innate Slytherin qualities that lead me to that result...
I think that about sums me up. At least, as much as I can remember right now. *snerk* Hope to meet you soon!
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